Maybe I will
Maybe I won't
Maybe I'll do it
Maybe I don't
Maybe I feel it
Maybe I faint
Maybe I am
And maybe I ain't.
Remember beans
Good for your heart
The more you eat them
The more you're fat
The more you're fat
The better you feel
So eat them beans
Beans at every meal.
Masturbation
Will give you a thrill
The more you beat it
The more you feel
The mere you feel it
The better you like
So beat it, beat it,
Beat it all the night.
Vomitation
Is never fun
The more you vomit
The more it runs
The more it runs
The better you feel
That vomitation
Sure will make you ill.